These jokes are probably one of the best ways to annoy someone. Try them out on your siblings!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A turkey! 6 out of 5
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week! 7 out of 5
Why can’t you take a turkey to Church?
Because they use such fowl language! 8 out of 5
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
“Quack, quack, quack!” 7 out of 5
If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Their age! 6 out of 5
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet! 4 out of 5
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey! 5 out of 5
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose! 3 out of 5
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside! 5 out of 5
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock! 4 out of 5
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven! 3 out of 5
Happy Thanksgiving!
